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pratzels:

this is the funniest fucking comic i have ever seen in my life and i look at it about once every two weeks and think about how there’s no point in anyone making comics because this just… accomplished everything that needed accomplishing

pratzels:

this is the funniest fucking comic i have ever seen in my life and i look at it about once every two weeks and think about how there’s no point in anyone making comics because this just… accomplished everything that needed accomplishing

(Source: mothersnewsofficial, via ravioliwings)

— 3 hours ago with 302271 notes

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

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— 3 hours ago with 13661 notes

monkeysaysficus:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

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— 3 hours ago with 20516 notes

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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— 3 hours ago with 342866 notes

hallaway:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

I really REALLY appreciate this…. because I often look at my legs and think they’re a bit fat. When really, it’s years of bareback horse riding and lifting that make my legs the way they are. I can suffocate the breath out of someone with these thighs. Like a fucking python.

Don’t be ashamed of yourself, ladies. Your body is a weapon!

— 3 hours ago with 274657 notes

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

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— 3 hours ago with 29224 notes
r-dart:

In the world of the Battle Kittens, in the land of Growler’s Sweep, unicorns are ravenous agents of chaos. They destroy every living thing around them including each other, for they are a cannibalistic species. The only thing they leave behind in their swathe of destruction is a trail of glittery dung.

It is a great triumph for a babearian warrior to take down one of these ominous beasts, for it means the sisterhood will feast for days. The flesh of the unicorn is quite delicious, tasting of supermarket birthday cake.

r-dart:

In the world of the Battle Kittens, in the land of Growler’s Sweep, unicorns are ravenous agents of chaos. They destroy every living thing around them including each other, for they are a cannibalistic species. The only thing they leave behind in their swathe of destruction is a trail of glittery dung.

It is a great triumph for a babearian warrior to take down one of these ominous beasts, for it means the sisterhood will feast for days. The flesh of the unicorn is quite delicious, tasting of supermarket birthday cake.

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— 4 hours ago with 1145 notes

sonnycrossing:

i decided to pay a visit to the town of niwa! very cute, very pink, love it 

(=^ ω ^=)

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— 4 hours ago with 396 notes